The Exigent Duality
Keep Your Heads Up - 18:30 CST, 6/17/20 (Sniper)
Because Conservatives are classy people who rank off-the-charts on the "conscientious" Big 5 personality trait, they keep their mouths shut. They don't:

  • Annoy their neighbors with obnoxious yard signs.

  • Act unprofessionally at work by talking about politics.

  • Mass-adopt bigoted ideologies.

  • Form domestic terrorist organizations and start burning down entire swathes of cities every time something doesn't go their way.

Conservatives are cool, level-headed, logical, rational, and reasonable people. These are all superb attributes.

The downside of this is that they do sometimes feel isolated, because they are too busy pulling the entire productive capacity of society to waste time "dog whistling" to one another.

So, Conservatives: take heart in numbers like these, which show that there are millions upon millions of other people just like you. As Scott Adams recently said, "in these times, the only day Conservatives have Free Speech is November 3": your fellows are out there!