We can't have this! We're the party of law and order! None of this violating the law crap: who does this bar owner think she is, some kind of domestic terrorist? Are we on the side of "Black Lives Matter" or "Antifa" now? Where is the rule of law? Shut her down! Hear that Tucker? Shut her down!

On an unrelated note, I was playing "Assassin's Creed Valhalla" a little bit ago, this is how woke the side quest writing is: there is a part where you help kids in your little village rescue a tame wolf. One of the kids says, "She didn't even say thank you, she just ran off! Maybe she ran off to her husband?" Then another kid replies: "Or maybe she ran off to her wife? We don't really know, do we?"

So yes, in Woketopia, there are now lesbian wolves.

There was another part where this super ugly lesbian in your group-- yes, every character in every video game has to now have a declared sexual orientation, apparently-- helps you slaughter a bunch of male guards, then says "the only shame is the smell: nothing like a bunch of men shitting themselves!"

Can you imagine if they'd written that in reverse-- slaughter a village full of women, then have actual dialog in the game: "At least this is the last month their blood will flow!" I'm tempted to make a game like that: put some token black people in it just so my dialog can call them "negroes", have all the women be helpless damsels baking cakes in kitchens, and so forth.

Blowback is a bitch.