Is this not perfectly in-line with the Left's acted-upon principles? If not, how is it different?
"This UBI scheme is a half-measure and is doomed to failure.
It just isn't fair that ten families of illegal guatemalans are having to live in a one bedroom apartment while those fucking empty nester white boomers have 3-4 empty bedrooms each.
I propose a Bedroom Equality Program where the white devils are required to take in an amount of illegal immigrant families equal to the number of vacant bedrooms they possess now that their children have left for college.
And I'll bet the Pritzkers and their ilk have even more spare bedrooms. No reason 17 yo Shaniqua and her five kids shouldn't be able to move in and maximize this wasted space.
Think of the children!!!
Or are you just a selfish deplorable white supremacist, neo-nazi racist that got all of your free shit through your #whiteprivilege?"
It just isn't fair that ten families of illegal guatemalans are having to live in a one bedroom apartment while those fucking empty nester white boomers have 3-4 empty bedrooms each.
I propose a Bedroom Equality Program where the white devils are required to take in an amount of illegal immigrant families equal to the number of vacant bedrooms they possess now that their children have left for college.
And I'll bet the Pritzkers and their ilk have even more spare bedrooms. No reason 17 yo Shaniqua and her five kids shouldn't be able to move in and maximize this wasted space.
Think of the children!!!
Or are you just a selfish deplorable white supremacist, neo-nazi racist that got all of your free shit through your #whiteprivilege?"
But you can never promise enough free stuff:
"Universal basic income?
What, exactly, is Cash+food EBT, Section-8 free rent, & medicaid for, then? Switch them out?
Wouldn't one-way bus tickets to California be cheaper & mmore effective? They already vote like californians.
Fit right in.
And the 'dignity' that more free gubbmint money brings will make all those bad economic choices welfare recipients make dissapear instantly.
It will be spent well.
Dignified $300 nikes
Dignified Hennesey Cognac
Dignified 72" TV
Dignified cartons of smokes
Dignified casino trips to Gary
Endless dignity."
What, exactly, is Cash+food EBT, Section-8 free rent, & medicaid for, then? Switch them out?
Wouldn't one-way bus tickets to California be cheaper & mmore effective? They already vote like californians.
Fit right in.
And the 'dignity' that more free gubbmint money brings will make all those bad economic choices welfare recipients make dissapear instantly.
It will be spent well.
Dignified $300 nikes
Dignified Hennesey Cognac
Dignified 72" TV
Dignified cartons of smokes
Dignified casino trips to Gary
Endless dignity."
And for pure "not far from the real Chicago truth" comic relief:
"Just quizzed Marquan on his daily schedule. I don't see how $500/mo is going to cover the bills.
1pm - Wake up, roll over, fuck my ho, smoke a blunt and get out of bed
2pm - KFC for some wings, drink a 40, smoke a blunt
3pm - Roll over to my side ho Shaquanda, fuck her and smoke a blunt
4pm - Bible study - just kidding
5pm - Loiter out on the street with my homies, drink a 40, smoke a blunt, sell some crack
8pm - Gots a meeting with my home boyz to score some new artillery
10pm - Roll by that motherfucker Tyrone's crib to test the new artillery
Midnight - Smoke some crack and visit my side side ho Shaniqua, fuck her and smoke a blunt
2am - Grabz my homies, steal a truck, drive it thru the front door of the local gun store to stock up on ammo and nines
3am - Stop for some Newports and shoot the dot head on the way out for looking at me funny
4am - Bedtime, fuck my ho, smoke a blunt and get my 9 hours
Repeat"
1pm - Wake up, roll over, fuck my ho, smoke a blunt and get out of bed
2pm - KFC for some wings, drink a 40, smoke a blunt
3pm - Roll over to my side ho Shaquanda, fuck her and smoke a blunt
4pm - Bible study - just kidding
5pm - Loiter out on the street with my homies, drink a 40, smoke a blunt, sell some crack
8pm - Gots a meeting with my home boyz to score some new artillery
10pm - Roll by that motherfucker Tyrone's crib to test the new artillery
Midnight - Smoke some crack and visit my side side ho Shaniqua, fuck her and smoke a blunt
2am - Grabz my homies, steal a truck, drive it thru the front door of the local gun store to stock up on ammo and nines
3am - Stop for some Newports and shoot the dot head on the way out for looking at me funny
4am - Bedtime, fuck my ho, smoke a blunt and get my 9 hours
Repeat"