This gave me an enormous laugh: "The data shows that the 'average' cryptocurrency owner is a 38-year-old male making approximately $111k a year." Meanwhile, I'm a 39 year old male, making $120k per year. I'm often an outlier-- like a time I picked up some firearms from an FFL, and they said they'd literally never had someone show up in a sports car-- but in this crypto case, I'm as typical as they come.
Speaking of crypto, I see that my Ethereum has been going nuts.
Switching gears, the thing which jumped out to me about this article wasn't the obesity or the criminal records, but rather this: "Gen Z flips through social media like it is an Olympic sport, and in order to get them to stop their thumbs for a few seconds, you've got to surprise them." Do you really want someone in an armed conflict with the attention span of a gold fish?
Finally, I bought my first new router in a gazillion years, so I'm getting ~93Mbps down from the bug out house's ADSL connection. It's nowhere near the Gigabit fiber line at the Murderapolis house, especially up-- but it's still plenty of bandwidth down, especially for an obscure rural farm house.