Couple of funny jokes to start the day. First, there is
this one, compliments of VideoGameCritic. Hah, sounds like something I would have come up with! It also reminds me of the time I called "Software Etc." in 1995, and asked the sales guy if he "had Ballz". He just sat there: "Uhhh, uhhh...", at which point I realized my mistake and added, "for the 3DO, I mean!"
Second, there is
this Communism one, which I love:
"At a meeting, Peskov asks 'Where is all the meat?' Next week, Peskov asks 'Where is all the bread?' Next week, Flotski asks 'Where is Peskov?'"