Format: Advance
Genre: Educational
Developer: Pocket Direct, L.L.C.
Publisher: Pocket Direct, L.L.C.

Yeah, you're reading that right. The first "game" to score a 0. This review is going to be a bit different because, simply put, this is not a game. Normally when I talk about the games, I talk about how well they play, how fun they are, what you can expect as options or controls. This is straight up NOT A GAME. This cartridge is filled with "data" which is presented in a wannabe early internet format. It's got science, math, history, government stuff... and that's it. Oh yeah it also has credits! the credits are literally the closest thing to being a 'game' in this cartridge. This one clearly aged very poorly. There's no sound or music in this one either. I imagine someone buying this cart thinking they were gonna cheat at a history lesson or something. "oh yass teach I'm just playing my gameboy advance, hahaha". Most of the things in the notes are just general references, nothing specific or detailed. Not sure if this entire thing is paid propaganda or just some woman's idea of what "games" should be. I imagine she's fat. A very fat loud woman. Who thinks studying history is gaming. Very Fat. Some would say planetary. This is not a game. Spent 30 minutes on it just to see if I missed anything, I did not. This is not a game.

Hot Tips: Start -> Scroll Down -> Credits -> Cartridge Complete.

All in All, 0 points. Zero. Nada. Zip. This is straight up "not a game". Avoid this at all costs because you'll lose money buying this thing. Zero music or sound. Slow controls as well, for something that's not even a game.