No Rules: Get Phat (TimeMage)
Format: Advance
Genre: Action
Developer: Flying Tiger Development
Publisher: TDK Mediactive

Review
Yo punkazzes u want da 411 on dis g4me? U g0tz it! Dis phat piece o' art iz da type of jump n' go action u need. One-Eyed Jack in da house, He breakin' yo foo's as dey bring whack alien vibes to funk city! Lickin' for mo' eatz, jack whipz these punkazzes w/ his snapyoass slingshot! Hometurf, then da shitter, n all the way to da punkazzes whack flying machine! Jack ain't no scrub n' uses his phat skate skillz to jump, slam, n' whip past freaks, da wild glowing rats, n' all them punkazzes too! When da levels ovah, Dis here is JACK time, now lissen, lissen... Jack's got da phat rythmn, 'n got the sight to see how to beat yo punkazz aliens to goo. Rythmn iz da name of da game when it comes to deez punkazz bosses! Beat it then screech it! Watch em gooify. Back on da board? no prob! Each level has Records ya dig? Get'em all and BAM! Jack gets more phat by the second! Double Jump, Skate Slam, 360 no scope. Jack gotz tons of powers he don't even know! He gonna need 'em for them punkazzes 'n their shit-eating plan to jack Jack's crunchies! Lotsa funk in dis jumper! Da gravity dun do justice tho.

All in All, Dis game gotz seven dot fahve cuz its translation is dope! Gravity Deaths. Figure-it-out style of powerups. Long Checkpoints. One-and-Done Game. Jumps can require Momentum.

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