Format: Advance
Genre: Sports
Developer: Exient Entertainment
Publisher: Electronic Arts

To start off, this game was absolute frikn garbage. Much like the other soccer games I've reviewed, it's clear I've got a disdain for the sport. My hatred extends greatly towards games of it's nature as well. Despite that, I gave this one an earnest effort only to be shit on in the face by a diseased skunk's Taco Tuesday farts. This game is absolute filth, garbage, and shiiiiiiiiiiiit. To start off, they somehow made this game's mechanics FAR WORSE than the other games of the same developer/nature. It's almost impossible to hold the ball, let alone pass the ball, or even worse off.... you guessed it, shoot the damn ball. As per typical with soccer games of this nature, as soon as you get it to their side of the field, it gets either stolen or smacked all the way back to inside your goal line. I gave this game a shot of 40 minutes, and in 40 minutes time, I couldn't score a single goal. Somehow they managed to flubb up the AI so bad, that not only can THEY not score goals, but you yourself cannot actively score a goal either. Ontop of that, half the game is automated to the point where you wonder if you are even "playing" anything. This is a good example of developers have no idea what a video game is, and attempting to throw out a fan-watching simulator as "content". The music/sounds were horrible and the graphics were just genetically bad. The worst part of this game however was the gameplay. Somehow you had less control than previous titles of the same genre/developer, which made it nearly impossible to pass at all. Worse than that, every time you shot, the AI would ALWAYS be directly where you were shooting. It was straight up impossible to score a single goal. A SINGLE GOAL. Credits in menu, just skip.

Hot Tips: DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME.

All in All, This earned a 0.9 score for barely even being a game. Literally Everything.