Cabbage Patch Kids: The Patch Puppy Rescue (TimeMage)
Format: Advance
Genre: 2d platformer
Developer: 1st Playable Productions
Publisher: D3Publisher of America

Review
This one is going to be a bit of a rough review not because this game was rough but solely because this review is happening a good solid 3 months after this game's completion! Long story short, HardDisk Drive died, lost all my previous reviews, and it got hot(summer). Having to work on memory alone on this review will be tough but here we go. Cabbage Patch Kids is a notorious franchise in America, known for creating plush baby dolls with creepy faces. This game is no different, in that the characters themselves are very creepy and fat faced. It plays like a 2D platformer and the goal of the game, from what I recall, is to gather all of the collectibles in each level and get to the end. There are a few minigames sprinkled here and there, but since this is a children's game, it's not very hard. The basic plot/story of the game is that the puppies got out of their cage and you have to help each kid find their puppy. Your reward? You get your very own puppy! There's really not much else to this one. The controls feel good, the music was forgettable but not bad. After you beat the game you could play a few of the minigames from what I recall. The weirdest part of this game was the character creation. Like why would you even need that? one of the levels had a little bit of some fun shenanigans to it, but for a kid's game, it was pretty average. I remember the level design being somewhat decent as well in terms of jumping and layout. Credits after you rescue your own puppy.

All in All, This game scored solid 6.2 score. Short Game, Children's Game, Not worth the Price. Easily Forgettable.

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