I've heard that Left wing academic professors have been pushing the narrative to their students that everything is political.

A loaf of bread? It involves the harvesting of wheat, which involves the exploitation of workers. Going for a jog outside? That just means you're oppressing less fit people with your hot bod. Emptying your bowels into the toilet? That's perpetuating inequality, since not everyone has a toilet.

I've been trying to figure out what they're on about, and I finally figured it out: if you tell students that absolutely everything is intrinsically political, then not pushing a Leftist agenda at all times and in all places merely leaves a vacuum, into which those creepy alt-righters might slither.

The argument also provides Leftists with an escape hatch when called out by ordinary people, who rightfully complain about TV shows, news media, and video games constantly pushing propaganda: "Everything is political anyway! It's not possible to keep the politics out of entertainment!"